Disruption #7

The great thing about masturbation is it makes you forget about sex. The question is what does that have to do with brand-building? If you think about it, it does. Think about it.

Good Lord!

A friend wrote to me yesterday telling me that the way to find happiness in life is to find Jesus. She's right. If you want to be happy in your job, make it your Jesus. In my experience, it's best not to make your job your Jesus. If you get so attached to your job, you're going to lose all sense of objectivity. And when you lose the ability to look at something objectively, you're better off not doing it for a living. So what does this have to do with Account Planning? A lot. A Planner is, perhaps, the only mind in the agency who's paid to look at things objectively. Poor chap, his Jesus is the brand.

Picture start #10

Mural by Chiho Aoshima. Challenge for you.

Steve Jobs would approve

So Microsoft has launched the work for Vista. Unfortunately, even with hipster comic Demetri Martin, it sucks. I'm not surprised. The Vista shouldn't be trying so hard to look cool. It should stick to what it's best at. While I'm not sure what that is, it's definitely not cool.
www.clearification.com

Newtail #5: Graph laughs

Just when I was thinking of dropping Creative Generalist from my list of raw material, he points me to a gem that makes me look like the short-sighted fool. No, it won't make you fall in love with Math, but it certainly shows you a fun way to deal with Math. Check out old bag's take on graphs for all kinds of interesting things. Careful, you might fall in love with Math.
http://indexed.blogspot.com/

Media that matters

The Scampblog is asking an interesting question down at his/her hangout. It goes like this: What's your favourite medium to work on? Here's my answer, for everyone, when it comes to advertising, I think creative people like to work most on TV. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am. Creative people are too self-centred to choose anything less high-profile. Keep your eyes on that poll and let's see if I'm proved wrong. Personally speaking, I love radio. Why? It's personal.

Disruption #6

If you're an artist and want to be in advertising, learn to do the wrong things: Holden Caulfield complained in JD Salinger's Catcher In The Rye that if he were "a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things." Like life, advertising too is a popularity contest.

Picture start #9

A smile to get you started. If you want to be a creative person, it's important to train your mind to see creative possibilities in many things and anything. Train your mind.

Cases in point #5: Conflict-free diamonds

When my girlfriend sent me an article about conflict-free diamonds, I did a double take. I took it as a sign that it was time to think a little more about them. And so I did. Here's what I came up with: Why are conflict-free diamonds a good idea? Because they're a good example of a product that is in tune with the times. If you don't want conflict in your love-life, go for a conflict free diamond. It's stupid enough buying a diamond, but if you must be that stupid, at least try and be smart about it.
http://www.conflictfreediamonds.org/

Things we buy #7: Liberator Adventure Gear

When I got an e-mail from my girlfriend urging me to read an article about a company that makes Liberator "bedroom adventure gear," promising that its sexy line of cushions could "help a person more easily achieve and maintain a sexual position ... with less fatigue and stress," I greeted the news with a post on yet another side of the human personality we're here to explore. Explore.
http://www.liberator.com/

Disruption #5

Says Martin Cole about what it takes to come up with great work: It's great when there's less money. Hmm, I wonder what he means. And so should you.

Planner profiled

Martin Cole, WPP, is a top musician, and a Planner. He is a part-time film-maker, and a Planner. He is a full time raconteur, and a Planner. He is an inveterate dabbler and a Planner. He is exactly what a good Planner should be. Very atypical. For a freewheeling conversation with Martin about many things, including goth-hop, head to Russell's pad. Thank you Russell, that was an absolute treat.
http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/2006/12/

Disruption #4

We don't need pilots. We need instigators and navigators, rabble rousers and innovators. People who can't follow a checklist to save their life, but invent the future every day.

More lessens

I think the joke is in the first two panels of this cartoon. The third panel seems out of place. Perhaps a case of format forcing the master to end up saying more than he needed to. Reminds me of some of the constraints you will face in advertising. Don't you think panel number 3 is just a bit too much?

Disruption #3

Why do architects design rooms with sharp corners? Sharp corners hurt people. Sharp corners are not user-frindly. Sharp corners are bad, bad things. Thank god for sharp corners. Thanks to sharp corners, I did manage to scratch that itch in the middle of my back. That’s why architects design rooms with sharp corners. Apparently they have itchy backs too.

Picture start #8

Wheels within wheels. Nuts. Bolts. Patterns. Intricate. Intimate. Complex. Simple. What all can be aid about this picture. Your time starts now.

Things we buy #6: Books, one word at a time

Apparently the marketers at ICUE believe the new generation prefers to read their books on a mobile phone, one word at a time. And I thought I was someone who was in touch with the times. Sorry, this product is not for me. Is it for you? I mean, how much fun can it be to read a book without being able to read the ending first? Heh, heh. Okay, I guess that's just a very messed up way to enjoy a book. Which is not to say this isn't.
http://www.i-cue.co.uk/welcome.html

Open mined

I work in a cubicled office like many people around the world do. Now that the weather in my part of the world has become a lot more tolerable than it normally is, I say to myself, wouldn't it be fun to take the office outside the cubicle? We spend so much of our time in the agency trying to come up with different takes on the usual things that surround us. How come we don't spend more time in unusual spaces? Then it's decided, for the next three months, my thinking room is not a room. It's the park next door. What's yours?

Shawarma ink

So we were sitting around and trying to come up with a campaign for some product which isn't so important in the current scheme of things. What is important is the little discussion we got into about advertising. My partner said we're not into creating shawarmas. We're artists trying to come up with something creative, and that depended on being in the right mood and in the right space. I begged to differ. I said we're commercial artists trying to come up with one shawarma after another and making sure each shawarma is above average. Incidentally, a shawarma is a kind of pita wrap that's easy to make and quite delicious. So you tell me, is advertising about coming up with shawarmas or pieces of fine art?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma

Cases in point #4: Jenna Jameson

The same great boobs. The same great legs. The same blond hair. It can't be her looks. In fact, porn is perhaps the one market where looks won't help you stand out. (Unlike in most other markets.) What made Jenna Jameson the biggest porn brand in the world? Was it the alliterative name? Was it the fact that she strove to cultivate herself as an articulate pornstar? Or was it the she got written about in more mainstream publications than any other pornstar in the history of porn? I'd like to think it was a bit of all that and the fact that we live in a time where porn is no longer underground. A combination of the pervasiveness of the Internet and the crashing down of boundaries turned Jenna into brand Jenna. In other words, less product differentiation, more timing. What's your take on brand Jenna?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Jameson

Picture start #7

A little information to pique your interest, get you going and come up with a good story is the story of advertising.

Things we buy #5: The pop-up book of sex

Now what in the world would someone want to do with a pop up book of sex? You tell me. And it'll tell you some very interesting things about the way we think. Which will help us find even more interesting ways to talk to the human mind.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0061129747/boingboing/

Just shoe it

Nike has once again come up with a brilliant idea. They're running a sampling exercise that's a great example of what I call 'Just do it' thinking. They've got a van that goes around the country encouraging people to try out their shoes by going for a run in them. It doesn't take much to come up with an idea like this, but it takes balls to implement it. And that's what separates the men from the boys.

Disruption #2

What you thought about someone yesterday doesn't really matter if they have something to contribute today. There are so many ways to interpret that statement. Please do.

Connections

For once, a creative person who advocates using research to come up with ads. Then again, post-creative research is what most creative people despise. Anyway, so here's what Scampblog is saying: If you need to come up with an ad for something, play Family Fortunes. From the looks of it, it works. Then again again, most things work once they have been worked out. Check it out.
http://scampblog.blogspot.com/2006/12/tuesday-tip-no3-play-family-fortunes.html

Picture start #6

Imagine how many things you could write to go with this picture. And then, write them. It's a fun way to practice coming up with ads. Stick with me and I'll show you why you don't have to be incredibly creative to be a good advertising creative. Just incredibly disciplined.

Take 3

James Surowiecki believes Nintendo is doing a smart thing by opting out of the race Sony and Microsoft find themselves locked in. He concludes: The key is to play to your strengths while recognizing your limitations. Nintendo knew that it could not compete with Microsoft and Sony in the quest to build the ultimate home-entertainment device. So it decided, with the Wii, to play a different game entirely. Some pundits are now speculating, ironically, that the simplicity of the Wii may make it a huge hit. Nintendo wouldn’t complain if that happened. But, in the meantime, third prize is looking a lot better than steak knives. Put simply, that's life.

Things we buy #4: Japanese maid cafe

Toronto now sports an authentic-esque Maid Cafe. It's a Japanese cafe where women dressed up in anime maid outfits wait on patrons with lavish attention. All good fun or an invitation for the feminist brigade to take offense? We'll have to wait and see. Do see.
http://www.imaidcafe.com/

First chapter

When I was a kid, my aunt introduced me to the term 'First chapter'. What the term refers to is anyone who can't stop talking about himself. Well, my coleagues are doing a campaign for a client who must not be named. Oddly enough, all the client wants to do is the first chapter. Shouldn't advertising be less about chest-beating and more about empathy?

Picture start #5

A photograph from a series of polaroid experiments Russell Davis is indulging himself in. It says some interesting things, doesn't it? Good. Now write them down.

Not rocket science

Seriously, it's great to be in advertising, but only as long as you don't take it too seriously. To put things in perspective, try living in the country. Try growing your own food. Try herding horses. You'll discover that advertising is a lot easier than breaking a horse. Quote courtesy, Maggie Entwistle, W+K, Portland.

Blog v/s Intranet

I've been trying to get the advertising agency I work for to start up a group blog. Unfortunately I can't think of too many good reasons, apart from other cool agencies have blogs, to start one. Can you? Wieden & Kennedy has a blog. Fallon has a blog. Ogilvy has a blog or four. A few other good agencies have blogs. All that said, what's the big idea behind a large agency starting up a blog? Think about it before you go around trying to champion a blog for your agency. And then, tell me. Personally, when it comes to a large agency, I believe an intranet is a better idea.

Things we buy #3: USB key CDs

Why make people buy compact discs that are going to just lie around and rot after the tracks on them have been ripped into MP3s and stored on more convenient, user-friendly, space-friendly, environment-friendly storage devices? Which is the question the Bare Naked Ladies must have asked themselves when they decided to sell their latest album Bare Naked Ladies Are Me (BLAM) on 256 MB USB key-drives. This way, not only do you get your songs in a format they will eventually end up in, you also get a re-usable storage device. Good move.

Newtail #4: Generator generator

We really love creating things on the fly, don't we? How else could a blog like this be generated? This blog is not about those machines used to change mechanical energy into electrical energy. It's about software that creates software. Software to play around and have fun with. Planners and other presentation generators will enjoy. Enjoy.
http://generatorblog.blogspot.com/

Disruption #1

I've been a tourist for a large part of my life and I hate going to the places most people like. When it comes to travelling, I prefer to go where others haven't, because I might find something new. This metaphor certainly applies to thinking about research. Of course, the disruption in this disruption is that you can go to the same places with new eyes.

Picture start #4

I got this lovely picture of the world on lights and an even nicer story connected to it from Indianomics. Look at the picture, think about what it says and then read what Nanubhai Desai has said with it.

For fans of impatience, here's what Nanubhai has done: He has written about how one look at the world at night can tell you which parts of the world are buzzing and which aren't. Along the way, he has also put together a considered analysis on the nuclear deal between India and USA. Great lateral thinking.
http://www.indianeconomy.org/

A recipe for better thinking

I've been meaning to post this for a while now. Why have I added a link to a food blog on a site that attempts to talk about advertising? Because if you spend a little time understanding how to cook, you're teaching yourself a lot of things that will stand you in good stead as a creative person in advertising. Cooking up a storm is all about taking seemingly disconnected elements and coming up with a yummy whole. Now that's what you call advertising, also. Individuals who wish to improve their advertising skills would be well advised to spend a little time nourishing their culinary disabilities.

Picture start #3

If you don't like advertising, you might like this. If you like advertising, you'll love this. After all, advertising a book shop is every copywriter's dream. And getting published every writer's. This one's for RK. Don't you think it makes for a great brief?

Newtail #3: Beausage

I agree, it's not a new blog. It's more like a new concept. I didn't come up with it. In fact, most of the things I come up with, I don't. They're already there, just waiting to be discovered. Much like beausage. Beausage is a neord born out of 'beauty' and 'age'. It's what you get from using a great product for a long time. It's what you don't get out of superficial things. Wisdom is a kind of beausage. Patina is not. The next time you have to write a brief, see if you can nourish it with some beausage.

Ourtube

In the West, Youtube's biggest audience is 35-64 year olds. In India, it's likely to be a much younger demographic. What does that say about the West and India? No, I'm not going to give you the right answers. Figure it out. It's what will make you better at advertising. Young people, I tell you, they want everything on a platter.
http://www.marketingvox.com/archives/2006/11/30/half-of-youtubes-audience-is-over-34/?rss1

Wordspeak

Some people say it's hard to make a script come to life on paper. They believe you're better off doing a scratch version of it for better comprehension. I'm not so sure about that. I believe the mind is the most imaginative place in the the world. If you give a good enough preamble, people will be able to see it. But once you give the preamble, you might be better off not narrating the script. Unless you happen to be a good talker, most good writers are not. If you write your scripts really well, they'll speak for themselves.

Things we buy #2: Dr. Laura Talking action figure

Bad little kids used to get coal in their stocking; now they'll get a Dr. Laura Talking action figure. According to DrLaura.com, you just "Press her button" (!) and she says things like, "...proud mother of an American Soldier," "...this is the hill you want to die on?," and "Now, go do the right thing." What does that say about us? A lot. And not much, I'm afraid.
http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html

Name call #8: La-z-boy

Why do most of the people in the world hate their jobs? Seriously, why do most of the people in the world hate their jobs? I mean, why do most of the people in the world hate their jobs? I think it's because we're born to be lazy. When, where and why did we lose the plot? Obviously, La-z-boy. didn't. Isn't it a masterful brand name? Why not La-z-girl? You tell me.

Simply put

Don't be afraid to start something. Don't be afraid to end something. Don't be afraid to be afraid. If you're not afraid, you should be afraid. If you're afraid, you shouldn't be. In a world full of such conflicting messages, don't be afraid to be simple, concise and clear in your marketing communications. It might turn out to be the most creative message you have ever put out. Creative people would be well advised to make a note of it. On second thoughts, no, people who try to be creative would be well advised to make a note of it.

Surprise, surprise. Surprise.

I was surprised by the number of endings Casino Royale gave me. And then I wasn't. We live in an age of cynicism. We're used to everything. We're always looking for new things. It's a challenge more advertisers must learn to deal with. It's a challenge they haven't learnt to deal with. It's why so much of the advertising done is such a waste. So here's a not-so-surprising piece of advise: make it your business to surprise. Surprisingly enough, people love routines.

Cases in point #4: Cars

What is the single most important thing man has invented? I'd argue it's the automobile. Which throws up some intriguing questions on consumer behaviour. Why is man so much in love with cars? Some people say the thing that attracts a man to a woman is the thing that draws him to a car. I wonder, do men love cars because women love men who love cars? Why would a woman love a man who loves a car? Wouldn't it make sense to love a man who loved her more than the car? As you can see, man's love for a car can lead us to some very interesting questions. Given a chance, I could write a thesis on man's relationship with cars. And so can you. Maybe you should.

Tell me something I don't know

They say, a known devil is better than an unknown one. In my experience, that's an outdated concept. If you're going to keep going to, and with, the ideas/people you know of and are comfortable with, you're not going to come away with much more than what you have. If you want to do path-breaking stuff, you've got to get away from the experienced. Just because somebody hasn't done it before, doesn't mean the person can't do it. Just because something hasn't been done before doesn't mean it shouldn't be done. If our predecessors kept doing what they knew of, we wouldn't have come this far. Often, the people who have seen a lot have seen too much. Forget about experience. Experience the new. Often.

Things we buy #1: Barbie's crap

As if it's not interesting enough that we live in a world that has made Barbie dolls one of the biggest brands in the history of humankind, we now have Barbie doll sets that come with dogs, dog biscuits and dog crap that looks exactly like the biscuits. Trust me, if you don't take advertising seriously, it's the best profession to be in.

Name call #7: Mini

I just watched a really cool commercial for the Mini which reminded me of how much I like the car. Question is, do I like the car for the way it looks and performs or do I like the car for the name? Doesn't the name make it a car men are less likely to buy? Is it a car for women? What do I like about the name? Like all good names, it's simple, easy to say, it's small, it's descriptive, it's cute and it's unusual; much like the car. Did I prefer the name with the Cooper attached to it? I'm not sure. What do you think of the name? What do you think of the car? Does the car add to the name? Does the name devalue the car? Does it matter? It must matter - we've got a lot of people devoting a lot of time to names. Speaking of the Mini, I think it's a better car, and name, than the Beetle. I think it's the Beetle for the new generation. Sweet.

Picture start #2

A creative director I met many moons ago told me a good way to hone your copywriting skills is to try and write ads using random, interesting pictures. Interesting.

Belonging for brands

Adrian from Plan Fallon wonders about the purpose of brands. He/she raises two points of view. One, brands exist to reassure its customers with consistent experiences. Two, brands are meant to delight and surprise the people who use them. I think people buy into brands so they can belong to groups that want to belong or groups that don't want to belong. What about you?

Picture start #1

I think this is a great picture. It says a lot of things and yet, it's not ambiguous. What does this picture say to you? If you're in advertising, learn to use pictures that communicate well.

Mind the demographics

When people from all around the world don't want to act their age, it's time to say goodbye to demographics. Look around you. Young people are trying to act older. Old people are trying to get younger. Nobody wants to be what they are 'supposed' to be. The next time your creative brief says 'demographics', question it. Don't go by demographics, go by mindsets.

I'm a failure

It's what keeps me going. When you stop failing at things, it's time to get worried. Failure can help you in more ways than you can imagine. Just make sure you understand why you failed. Just don't get used to it. Think about it.

Name call #6: '3' from Hutch

The Hutchison Whampoa Group has chosen '3' as their brand name for their basket of 3G services. Is it a good choice? It's a tough one to call. While it's a simple way to get straight to the point of 3G, I don't think it says much. It doesn't talk about the wonderful things 3G offers. It doesn't say anything revolutionary. It isn't evocative. It's just a number. Admittedly, the 'Rule of 3' in marketing communication says '3' is a good choice. That said, when it comes to naming a service like 3G, I say it's not. Of course, if they promote the offerings of 3G well, the service will make up for the simplistic name. After all, a name is just an important part of the marketing mix. How important, we'll have to wait and see.

Cases in point #3: Hitler

What can brands learn from one of the biggest brands in humankind? Hitler isn't someone who should be imitated, but we can learn a lot from the man. Hitler can teach us about the constructive and destructive power of an inferiority complex. The pint-sized monster from Germany tapped into the rich vein of insecurity that's so ingrained in human beings and used it to build one of the biggest brands of all time: Himself. (And Germany.) Brands promise power. Brands promise they will make us feel beter about ourselves. Brands make us feel secure. (Do you see the parallels between brands and Hitler?) When it comes to brands, you could do worse than to emulate Hitler. If you're studying brands, study Hitler. Carefully.

The bottomline on baselines

I've worked with a lot of Creative Directors (CD) who don't care much for baselines. I believe baselines are important. Very. A baseline is like an introduction and a summation of what you are. A baseline is the thing that should go in all communication when you don't have space for any other communication. Your central idea is your baseline. A logo without a baseline leaves the company open to interpretation. And for those who don't know what a baseline is, it's the 'Putting news first' that accompanies 'BBC'. It's the 'Keep walking' that goes hand in hand with 'Johnnie Walker'. Now do you see what many CDs don't?

Apple of my eye

Personally, I didn't like the last set of commercials from Apple; where they compared a Windows user to an Apple user. I found them obvious, unnecessary and silly. The commercial for the iPod Shuffle is not. It's stylish, hip and Übercool. In short, it's Apple. Point to be noted: When you're the arbiter of cool, dissing is uncool.
http://www.rm116.com/files/apple-ipod_shuffle_640x496.mov

Au contraire

I have no idea who Mike Hughes is, but I vehemently disagree with him when he says, "Advertising is not a sprint. It's a marathon." Sorry mate, advertising is all about instant gratification. I'm sure you have your reasons for thinking so. I'd love to be enlightened on the same. For the life of me I don't get it. Do you? Do tell.
Quote pinched from http://www.rm116.com/adcentre

Name call #5: Trojan

What do you think of the name? For those who don't know what Trojan is, it's a brand name for a condom. (Clever, eh?) Someone I think I know mentioned something about contextual branding. (Brandnama). Think about that and then compare it to the market leader, Durex. How does it measure up? Durex sounds rather medical to me. Trojan sounds exciting, kinda naughty. When it comes to sex, I prefer to plug with naughty. What's your favourite brand name for a condom? Real or otherwise.
http://www.trojancondoms.com/

Briefly speaking: Rallying around Abu Dhabi

Abu Dhabi. Yawn. Compared to Dubai, there's not much more that can be said about it. It's small-minded, it's conservative, it's boring and it's changing. It's why the Abu Dhabi Car Rally is being organised. As part of an image revamp for Abu Dhabi, it's our job to promote it. So how do we make it shine brighter than the desert sun? How do we make it sound more interesting than just another car rally? My one line brief for the Abu Dhabi Car Rally: A rollercoaster on wheels.

I'm stupid

Instead of walking into work every morning telling yourself how stupid the people you work with are, get up every morning and remind yourself how stupid you are. It's a great way to learn something new every day. Human beings would be well advised to make a note of that.

Newtail #2: Window dressing

In keeping with my weak promise to showcase one new blog once in a while, here's my Newtail for the time being: It's Kristy Burst's 'View from my window'. Instead of leaving it at that, let me tell you why a blog like that is a good idea. It's about other people. When something is less about you, it will become popular. (After that, it can become all about you.) Stick with that insight for a while. Assuming it is some kind of insight. Or maybe it's just an epiphany. Ah well.
http://the-view-from-your-window.blogspot.com/

Font of knowledge

A font says a lot about your brand. Be very, very careful while choosing it. I was struck by this epiphany when I chanced upon a campaign for CNN. It had different words written in the 'CNN font' and said CNN, without saying it. That's how powerful a tool of communication a font is. It's the simplest of visuals in words. Please repeat after me: A font can speak for your brand without saying a word about it.

Lewis carol

Forget the unforgettable writing, but isn't the cover of Michael Lewis' latest book a visual masterpiece. If you know how the Gridiron works, you'll get what I mean. And even if you don't, I'm sure you'll enjoy the book. It's written in a style all advertising should be written in: accessible enough to make something you're not particularly interested in, engaging. Very. Buy the book. And tell me if I'm wrong.

If you can mint words, you can mint names

Along the way, you might even mint some money. Some people consider the creator of The Simpsons to be the greatest word minter of all time. (I wonder whether he ever considered a career in advertising.) Study the art of creating neologisms, and you'll be schooling yourself in the hidden art of brand-naming. Of course, you mustn't for a moment assume building a brand is as easy as coming up with a nelogism. But coming up with a good brand name is a huge step in the right direction. Assignment for the days: Come up with one neologism per day. I won't ask you to head down to the Wordmint for lessons. Then again, you wouldn't lose much if you did.

Everyone is the world's best copywriter

Think about it. The best copywriters in the world possess that special ability to make the most complex things appear simple as hell to us. The best advertising is that which allows us to see something in all its simple glory. The best ideas in the world are simple distillations. When you see the best ads in the world, you think to yourself "Wow! That's so obvious. Why didn't I think of it?" That's probably why so many clients think they know how to write better advertising. When somebody shows you how to, it's always seems so simple to. Unfortunately, the hardest thing to learn is simple.

Why the best place to be in advertising is India

When you have a combination of high growth rates and a free market running rampant, advertisers will have a heyday. Why so? Because the advertising business thrives not just on optimism, but dreams of optimism. Nothing epitomises the India of now more than her dreams. After so, so many years of seeing dream after dream after dream after Independence come to nought, the greedy Indian consumer is gobbling up every dream in sight. So if you want to be in advertising, be in India.

Cases in point #2: Religion

Which is arguably the world's biggest brand? No, think again. No, think again. Good God, it's so obvious. That's right. What makes religion the most enduring brand in the world? For an instructive journey into and a passionate offence on religion, do read devil's advocate and engaging scientist Richard Dawkins' books A Devil's Chaplain and Dawkins' God. In them, he talks about memes and how religion is one of the most powerful memes to have afflicted the human mind. Understand how religion has spread, reflect and then apply the very same techniques to branding. Speaking of which, also take the time out to read The Selfish Gene.

Pointedly speaking, it's all about the security humans find in belonging. See what I mean about branding? You will.

Dilbearch

The free will not

I was reading a post on the Dilbert Blog about whether free will exists and here's where my synapses took me. People say advertising is an example, a tool, an enabler a (insert choice word here) of freedom of choice, but is it? Doesn't advertising compel you to buy the things that are available? Doesn't it sell you the illusion of free will? Advertising sells dreams. And as much as we'd like to believe dreams free us, I think they bind us. Feel free to share your thoughts. Freely.

Recycled idea

Not much more to say apart from the fact that it's a great idea to make belts from recycled bicycle tyres. Why didn't somebody in India think of this? Enough said. What say?
http://www.velo-re.com/index.html

Talk provoking

The Godin says: We would never settle for mechanical devices that work as poorly as our language does. Or do we? Can you think of machines that work as poorly as our language does? I can think of quite a few. On second thoughts, I can't. In other words, if you're writing to sell, make sure it's not ambiguous. Selling is a kind of instruction manual and you'd never follow instructions that were ambiguously worded. Unless it's your boss barking them.

Teaser shampaigns

I find myself in a market that's in love with teaser campaigns. And that's why I'm forced to ask myself this question: How effective are teaser campaigns? Don't you think they're a waste of money? Isn't a teaser campaign not much more than an arrogant advertiser's view that people are going to spend more than a second wondering what this amazing brand that's about to reveal itself in all it's shilly glory is? I think teaser campaigns work only when they're thought-through as much more than just plain teasers. The best teaser campaign is a thought-provoking advertising campaign. What's so great about teaser campaigns. I don't know. Tell me, do you?

Name call #4: Mad Dogs & Englishmen

Why is MD&E a good brand name? Because it can be written as MD&E. A good brand name should offer itself to a decent abbreviation, also. At least that's what I think. What a good abbreviation allows you to do is come up with a long brand name. What a long brand name allows you to do is not be limited by a short brand name. The good thing about a short brand name is that it's...well, short. But, sometimes, you don't want to sell yourself short. And that's why you go for a name like Mad Dogs & Englishmen. A good brand name MD&E most certainly is. In fact, it's so good that it has outlived itself. See what I mean.
www.maddogsandenglishmen.com

Cases in point #1: James Bond

What is it about 007 that makes it one of the most enduring brands of this century? Let's see. It tells a jolly good story. It's exciting. It doesn't make people think too much. It's instant gratification. If you want to learn a thing or two about brand-building, study James Bond. Needless to say, it'll be the best class you'll ever take. So here's the recipe: Pretty people, fast cars, exotic locales, have a solid formula, make it fantastic, make it believable. Repeat. Don't overthink. And yes, you need a good tagline. What do you think?

The end of advertising

I'm reading a book by Tom Himpe called Advertising is dead. Long live Advertising. in which he says the future of advertising lies in fusion cuisine. What he's saying sounds yummy to me. Unfortunately, what he's saying is also going to be a bit hard to digest; but then, most new things are. Here's hoping people will stop turning to 'fast food' advertising and move towards a kind of advertising that's a more creative mix of multiple elements. If advertising agencies keep giving clients quick and dirty solutions for their communications problems, like TV commercials, double spread ads, full page splashes and more of the same old formula, they're going to die. Like advertising.

Soft rocks

Livingstones, a French company, sells cushions that look like rocks. Now that's what you call unusual thinking. The next time you have to come up with an idea, try taking things from two ends of the spectrum and putting them together. You might just end up discovering that 'A' and 'Z' are next to each other. Think about it.
http://www.smarin.net/index.php

Do nothing farming

I took that from Masanobu Fukoka, the father of a revolutionary kind of organic farming, to illustrate an important point that escapes most people. Instead of spending all your time doing something and trying to convince yourselves that you are doing something, sometimes, it makes a lot of sense to simply observe people doing things. It's amazing the kind of ideas you can end up harvesting from this kind of farming. Account Planners, thinkers and other un-thinkers would be well advised to make a note of it.

Name call #3: Zune

I've been thinking about brand names. Makes sense, after all, that's what brand names are supposed to make you do. Well, not exactly think about them, but remember them. When I think of Zune, more than a few negatives spring to mind. There's more than one way to say it. It's got a sleepy feeling about it. It's not as easy to pronounce as it's biggest competitor. And it's from Microsoft. As it is, Zune has picked a very tall mountain to climb, the least J. Allard and his team could have done was come up with a better name. On naming matters, the I-Pod wins hands down. It remains to be seen whether the product delivers what the name Zune doesn't.

Idea v/s Idea

How do you go and sell a really adventurous idea to a client? No, you don't ram it down his/her throat. You make the idea you're in love with sound reasonable, conservative and safe by coming up with another idea that's even more radical. When the client sees the relatively impractical idea, he/she will find the idea you love and thought hard-to-sell, easy to buy into. Got this bit of inspired thought from a chat with Steve Manning I got to via a blog on naming matters called Brandnama. And that's my Newtail blog of the week.

Old concept? Newtail

While surfing the blogosphere, I came across an interesting new concept. Okay, it's not a new concept, but the way I see it every new concept is a repackaged old concept. By that stretch of illogic, it's a new concept. Glad we got that settled. So, what is it? It's word of mouth in a new bottle. It's newtailing and here's how it unravels: Every now and then you flag a blog to your readers that you feel hasn't got the attention it deserves. Let the blogosphere do the rest. Where did we get the idea for this unusual piece of online marketing from? Zigzackly. Who got it from Confused of Calcutta. Who got it from a penchant for new-naming old ideas.

Why the term Newtail? So it gets a bit of equity from the long tail of Chris Anderson's Long Tail.

Briefly speaking: UAE National Day & Etisalat

You're in a country where 75% of the people are expatriates. Expatriates don't care about National Day. What's more, it's not even a holiday. Doing a campaign for National Day in a market such as this one is a difficult exercise. No, doing a campaign is not a difficult exercise, but doing a good campaign certainly is. You can't upset anyone and you've gotta be interesting. Well, you don't have to be interesting but it helps. After all, what's the point in doing an ad if it's not going to be interesting? For billings. Now, now, that's precisely the kind of unthinking we Planners are trying to get away from. And on that challenging note, here's my one line brief for Etisalat's initiative on UAE's National Day: Hello UAE.

The best ads are not ads

Jonathan Rigby from Love Creative poses an interesting question. He asks nobody in particular, which also means everybody, what does an ad look like? Well, if you ask me, a great ad doesn't look like an ad. An ad that looks like an ad is as ineffective as research that reeks of research. To sell, you've got to first disarm. Then again, an ad that doesn't look like an ad is likely to get lost. So what does an ad look like? Put simply, it better not look like any ole ad.

Interestingly enough, Nintendo stepped in and asked to re-shoot the ads for Wii and make them look less like documentary and more like ads. Hmm.

What does Milan Kundera have to do with Advertising?

Nothing. And everything. I'm reading 'laughable loves', a collection of short stories on love by Milan Kundera. It's a lovely book and it prompts me to do a quick post on the importance of being an ecelectic reader to be a good advertising person. Most of the readers I've met in advertising happen to be people from the creative side of things. Rarely have I met a good Account Planner who's one-dimensional. Heck, rarely have I met a good advertising person who doesn't interest himself/herself in many things.

If you want to be in advertising, you must be into a lot of things. Advertising is not about advertising. It's about life. Wannabe Account Planners/Client Servicing people would be well advised to make a note of it.

Going Zune!

Does Microsoft really think people are going to forget who the people behind Zune are? Zune is being plugged as an independent brand, minus the baggage that comes from being associated with the House of Microsoft. I don't think that's such a good move. The one thing Microsoft has going for it is brand Microsoft. If Zune turns out to be a great product, which I suspect it is, Microsoft won't look so smart trying to disassociate itself from it. Agreed, a few people might have stayed away from Zune because of the Microsoft connection, but being afraid of being Microsoft is not a sign of very smart thinking.

Zune is a new generation product and in line with J. Allard and his team's search for the next big thing. Microsoft should have stuck with it. My one line brief for J. Allard: Get away from Windows. Stay with Microsoft. If you don't believe in yourself, why should people believe in you?

Searching for sense in research

Sometime blogger and oftentime friend Anantha sends this nugget from Überplanner Russell Davis' blog to me to mull over. It's about research and it goes like this: "if you want to study a river you don't take out a bucketful of water and stare at it on the shore. A river is not its water, and by taking the water out of the river, you lose the essential quality of river, which is its motion, its activity, its flow."

The next time you try to extrapolate sense from a sample size, think about it.

Briefly speaking: The Emirates Foundation

Another public service campaign. Another attempt to penetrate the cynical exterior of humanity and touch the core of the inhuman being. Let's face it, people are selfish. How do you talk to people who think about themselves above all else, and everyone else? You encourage them to think about themselves. You give them yet another way to feel good about themselves. The Emirates Foundation wants to get more people across the UAE to volunteer their free time to help the aged, the orphans, the handicapped and the helpless. My one line brief to make people help these helpless people: The helpless can help you.

Name call #2: Du

The Godin has talked more than a few times about the principles of naming. Keeping those priniciples in mind, I believe Du is a name that works. It's short. It's sweet. It's friendly. It's easy to pronounce. It has the legs for creative people to run with. It's cool. It's Dubai. It's a lot of things a telecom company should be. For those who don't know what Du is, you will. It's the Government of Dubai's telecom company. And it's in hot on Etisalat's heels. What do you think about Du? Think about it.
http://www.du.ae/

Briefly speaking: ADDF for life

Yay! Another public service campaign to crack. Yawn. Another public service campaign to crack. How does one bring life to the done to death public service communication scene? As always, creatively. The job is to talk about the Abu Dhabi Development Fund (ADDF) and tell people around the world how much the ADDF is doing for people around the developing world. My one line brief to communicate what ADDF is all about: The ADDF - Bringing life, back to life.

Alternative reality

Why do creative people hate doing alternatives? I think it's because they're lazy. Period. I also think it's because Client servicing people don't know how to ask for alternatives nicely. As a result, often, a request for alternatives is taken by creative people to be a life-threatening slight of their abilities. Understand this, you have to be sensitive when you ask for alternatives. You also must have a very good reason for doing so. The best reason I can think of for the need for alternatives is, very simply, people are different. There have to be multiple ways of approaching anything. Besides, there is no single answer to any problem in the world. Furthermore, the state of the market doesn't afford us the luxury of doing away with alternatives. Of course, you cannot believe there is no best way to do it. But it certainly doesn't mean there isn't another way to do it.

Ask for alternatives. Nicely. Put your weight behind one route. Passionately. The benefits of this approach are too obvious to need enumeration. Needlessly.

Who hates Account Planners?

Client servicing people who don't think anough about briefs. Creative people who think the only people in the advertising business worth thinking about are creative people. And Account Planners who don't realise that their job is to make other people look good. A good Account Planner should strive to be a good Creative Director, for Client Servicing and for Creative. Which beggars the question: What on earth is the job of the Creative Director? Good question. Probably explains why most Creative Directors hate Account Planners. Sigh, it's a dirty, dirty job, but somebody has got to do it.

Come to think of it, Account Planning seems like the worst job in advertising. And that's precisely what makes it the best job in advertising. What's life without a little challenge?

Commercial take

The best commercials are those that find a way to be commercials without being commercials. Make the commercial entertaining and it will sell. An entertaining commercial might be hard to sell to a client, but it's the perfect way to sell a brand. Find a way to plug that into your presentation when you're trying to sell a good commercial. Ask the client about the commercials he/she remembers. There's a very good chance that every one of the commercials the client remembers will be, first, entertaining, and then commercial.

A commercial is just like a good movie - it must have a story with a message that's not rammed down the audience's throat. (Remember Munnabhai's Gandhigiri?) And that's my quick take on commercials.

Media matters

I've worked in a few advertising agencies and have been briefed more than a few times for creative work. In most of these briefings, the one thing I've found wanting, apart from a good brief, is a media person. As Überplanner Jon Steel says in his interview with Überplanner Russell Davies, the single most stupid thing to have happened in advertising in the last decade has been the separation of media from the advertising agency.

Good advertising is impossible without creative media choices. Next time you have to brief a creative team, consider asking for a media planner to be present in the process. I guarantee you it'll help the team come up with better work. And in case you're already doing it, we need to talk.

Picture this

Can an image be a creative brief? An image tells a story. A picture can be inspiring. A visual says a lot. I believe an image, in itself, cannot make for a good brief. An image is too vague a stimulus. A brief cannot be vague. An image is open to interpretation, which is also how creative people look at a brief. Hmm...the issue is debatable. It's an interesting one. I wonder how a creative team would react if they were given a brief that's an image? Would an image-brief work better with a headline or a caption to go with it? I'd argue yes. Note this beta: The next time you have to write a brief, try not writing it.

Reality doesn't show

Were reality shows the new black because we were becoming an increasingly cynical race? Are reality shows the old black because we're becoming an increasingly cynical race? Planners would be well advised to make a note of it. If a Planner's job is to help create engaging advertising that also sells, he/she must keep thinking of ways to get behind the cynicism. In other words, think even harder about the brief to enable the creative people to think beyond.

What's with the Wii?

Couldn't Nintendo come up with another name for their new product? Maybe they didn't want to. The Godin's comment on the name set me thinking. Perhaps it's because they're not reaching out to hardcore gamers. Maybe the name Wii sounds really dumb because it is being compared with names for products that are targetted at hardcore gamers. Maybe we're just too used to macho, aggressive sounding names for gaming products. Maybe Nintendo is not targetting hardcore gamers. I suspect they're aiming for a larger market here. I suspect Nintendo is not looking to be another Playstation/Xbox. I think they're looking for the next Gameboy, another name that didn't speak to hardcore gamers and went on to be a huge success.

Agreed, Wii doesn't sound out the Übercool. I say Wii is for a larger, much larger, group of people who want to belong. Wii is for us, a people much more valuable than the Übercool. Übercool is a segment too small for Nintendo. Thus spake Übermaniam.

Briefly speaking: P2P recharge from Etisalat

You realise you're out of calling currency. You're too lazy to go down to the grocer and buy a recharge card. You don't have an internet connection to get an e-charge. Besides, you find the online world a bit daunting. You don't even have an extra card on you. What to do you? You go in for Etisalat's P2P recharge. It's as simple as borrowing a buck or two from a friend. My one line brief for this simpliservice from Etisalat: P2P recharge, the friendly recharge.

Briefly speaking: E-list from Etisalat

The challenge is to find something interesting to say about a product everyone offers. If you don't, your creative department will skewer you - they better. A Planner who takes his/her creative people for granted is a lazy Planner. A lazy Planner will not find anything inspiring to say in a brief for a campaign advertising a service from Etisalat that gives you discounted rates on calls and SMS messages to the 3 most frequently used numbers on your list, unless the Planner is creative. My one line brief for the E-list from Etisalat: The cheapest way to show you care. And since people find it easier to remember brands, the name we came up with for the service: E-list.

Milton Friedman, Father of Advertising

I've been asked by many people who the Father of Advertising is? Some say David Ogilvy. Others say Rosser Reeves. Many say Bill Bernbach. A few might go so far as to say it was Eve. I say since free markets and advertising are inextricably linked to each other, Milton Friedman is the Father of Advertising. Planners would be well advised to spend time understanding the Economics of Friedman and Economics. As those rare animals that can process large amounts of information efficiently, it's best they do it. It's a dirty job, but somebody in advertising has got to do it.