Things we buy #8: Dans le noir

Men, the next time you want to wow your girlfriend take her out for a french meal, in the dark. The latest fad in eating out has gone truly outre. Dans le noir, is encouraging patrons to experience the pleasures of dining in the dark. I'm thinking I'll go back to my country and start a chain of restaurants in the back of the beyond where we get no electricity. Maybe then, I too, will get written about in the fine pages of The Guardian.